Thursday, April 23, 2009

Anyone Who Read the Poop Story.....

Okay, I know this is like my 4th post in 12 hours or something, but I have another story. This is completely insane. Someone tell me how to control absolutely maniacal children. I'm sure you remember Tanner's poop story from the other day. So, he's been throwing fits since he woke up and has been put in his crib (the only place he can't escape from yet) like 8 times. This last time, Hunter yells to me that Tanner's taking off his diaper. What? I go in there. The kid had taken off all of his clothes and undid one side of his diaper. He then proceeded to lay down and pee on his bed. When he saw my face (which I'm sure was a mixture of disgust and a tornado of anger) he started laughing. Do anyone else's children do things like this!? I need to hear someone's horror stories to make me feel better.....

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh gosh! I feel as though we could be the best of friends if we lived closer....lol! I think our kids are clones of eachother....because your little horror stories remind me of my own. I find being a mother is a major challenge. Probably the biggest I have ever had in life. And then we have these sweet little baby girl princesses....

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The Davis Family said...

Tanner's a bit more crazy than Carter, but Carter has his moments. The other day the phone rang right as I was changing Carter's diaper. While he was diaperless (and I was still on the phone) he climbed into his crib (we took the side off), jumped around, and started giggling hysterically as he was peeing - I put and end to that one quickly. A couple days ago he got out of the tub and was running around the house saying "naked boy!" - typical behavior after a bath. He ran into the pantry, shut the door, and started giggling. I knew he was peeing, opened the door, and confirmed my guess. Boys will be boys!

I love the haircut and I must say that I love short hair. Go for it! Hair grows back . . .

Stephanie said...

One of my clients has twin boys and they are WILD! She said that they moved into a brand new house and the 1st week they were there she heard the boys laughing in their room during nap time so she went in and they were finger painting on the walls with poo!!! It was all over the brand new carpet and on the walls. My sister in law started duct taping her daughters diaper all the way around because she kept taking her clothes and diaper off right before nap time and peeing in her crib.

Nancy and Spencer said...

I'd try the duct tape like Stephanie said. it's worth a try!
And don't feel bad. You're boys are not insane. They're BOYS! Remember my post about Kaden rubbing his poo bum all over the wall?? Ya. Gross. My mother-n-law has plenty of horror stories from Spenc and his 3 brothers. They outgrow it after a few years. its just a matter of hangin in til then! ha ha :)

Anonymous said...

I can't top those stories (granted my boy isn't that age yet)! I can imagine your anger though, or atleast what I would be feeling. On a happy note, I really like the hair cut you are thinking of:)