First of all, just for clarification purposes, I am NOT a "cute, tiny, pregnant chick." I actually nearly laugh out loud any time anyone suggests it. I appreciate that you all think this now, but trust me, the day will soon pass. At about 5 months pregnant, people I don't even know tell me what a relief it must be to be delivering soon. Occassionally I smile and politely inform them that maybe in 4 months it will be, but normally I just smile and waddle away. I have gained 55 lbs. with both of my pregnancies thus far and this baby(ies) seems to want to surpass the record. My doctors are always mystified as to how I could gain so much weight when I throw up 24 hours a day and I wish I had an answer for that. I NEVER take prenatal vitamins because they make me incredibly sick and so the size and health of my children continues to be a mystery. Oh, and Alice, I promise that I am not pushing out my belly in the picture.....it really looks like that.:) And actually that was over a week ago, so it's larger now. Ha ha. Anyway, I wish I was one of those cute, pregnant women. I'm not however, which you will all soon see.
So, Hunter has renamed us. I am now "Mommy BriAnne" and Kyle is "Kyle." He used to still call us Mommy and Daddy and then if we didn't answer at first request he would change it to BriAnne or Kyle. Well, he's given up with the terms of endearment entirely. We're now just Kyle and Mommy BriAnne. We try to correct him, but it's hard to do when you're laughing.
Tanner has started glaring at me. I find this disturbing on many levels. First of all, his glare is really mean looking. Now, I know you're all thinking that I have a really mean glare and so he comes by it honestly, which is partially true, but I really find his almost intimidating. He started it last night. I thought I would put an end to his defiance quickly by glaring back. So, I glared. But, did he stop? No. He squinted his eyes even further. So, I thought, okay, well, I'll show him who the parent is. So I simply tell him to quit glaring at me. Through his glare he yells out "NO" in that deep voice he has and actually tried to bite my leg. (I was laying on the couch as I'm not on my feet much these days). Anyway, WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY CHILDREN!? This cannot be genetics.....that's all I'm saying.
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222 days to go?! That really bites. Did I ever mention how much I hate being pregnant and throwing up? Didn't think so.
Well, Mommy BriAnne, your kids have issues. I totally blame the parents. I mean, if my mom let me eat dog food, I'd glare, too! Also, laughing when trying to correct your child's behavior probably isn't the best parenting plan. I'm not trying to tell you your business, I'm just saying.*
*(I'm totally telling you your business.)
I just want you to think of the time you broke your collar bone, monster hands so you'd stop sucking on your fingers, the Hulk eyes, your ratty old blanket that Dad finally had to burn... Just think of all these things and imagine my voice saying, "You're totally getting yours, sucka!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
P.S. Why is there only one baby showing in your little countdown graphic? You seem to have miscounted.
Well, my due date is Dec. 21st. Let's hope it's early. I think my Mom is wondering who will have the first girl. I think Jenny is in line to have the next baby, so we'll see if her next one is a girl!
if your kids have issues then so do mine because Kyla calls me Jande and has started to make demanding statements. Although my Hunter is still too young to glare he is constantly into things he isn't supposed to be in to and eating everything he gets his hands on. So I hope our children are normal.
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